this is my life these are my choices
You’re damn right it does.
MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK
AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE, BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BROTHER WHICH YOU KNOW IM NOT!
OMG OMG I’m actually wheezing
NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SWOOOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEAT UP MY SHIT WHILE YOU HIT ME WITH THUNDER
So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.
Steve Rogers went to sleep in these clothes
and woke up in these clothes
I want to know who got to undress him.
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you